Students at Fairfax R-3 pre-school shared their own recipes on how to cook a turkey (cook at your own risk), just in time for Thanksgiving!

Esme Vogler – “Get a turkey from my mom. Turn the oven to hot and cook the turkey for awhile. Before you cook the turkey make sure you rock it to sleep. You know the turkey is done when it cries. Make sure you eat cereal with your turkey. The best dessert with turkey is Minnie Mouse crackers.”

Kyler Avrett – “Get a turkey from Mickey Mouse. Turn the oven to hot and cook the turkey for a long time. Before you cook the turkey make sure you throw it in a basketball hoop. You know the turkey is done when my mom says. Make sure you eat chocolate milk with your turkey. The best dessert with turkey is chocolate donuts.”

Audrey Zumbrunnen – “Get a turkey from the forest. Turn the oven to 9 degrees and cook the turkey for 10 minutes. Before you cook the turkey make sure you scrape the skin. You know the turkey is done when it dings. Make sure you eat meat with your turkey. The best dessert with turkey is orange jelly with marshmallows.”

Abigail Calihua Maxcixtle – “Get a turkey from the forest. Turn the oven to 5 degrees and cook the turkey for 80 minutes. Before you cook the turkey make sure you wash it in bubbles. You know the turkey is done when it’s been a few minutes. Make sure you eat fries with your turkey. The best dessert with turkey is broccoli.”

Xavion Pinzino – “Get a turkey from Walmart. Turn the oven to 5 degrees and cook the turkey for 6 minutes. Before you cook the turkey make sure you put it in the microwave for 1 minute and take it out. You know the turkey is done when 6 minutes is done. Make sure you eat sauce with your turkey. The best dessert with turkey is chicken nuggets and eggs.”

Jericho Wilson – “Get a turkey out of the forest. Turn the oven to hot and cook the turkey for 15 minutes. Before you cook the turkey make sure you eat it. You know the turkey is done when cooked for 15 minutes. Make sure you eat penguins with your turkey. The best dessert with turkey is ice cream.”

Evelyn Hulsey – “Get a turkey from Walmart. Turn the oven to 16 and cook the turkey for 17 minutes. Before you cook the turkey make sure you put some salt on it. You know the turkey is done when it’s done. Make sure you eat lettuce with your turkey. The best dessert with turkey is brownies.”

Novalee Chavez – “Get a turkey from school. Turn the oven to normal and cook the turkey for 1 minute. Before you cook the turkey make sure you put it in a pan. You know the turkey is done when the stove rings. Make sure you eat ketchup with your turkey. The best dessert with turkey is chicken.”